Salisbury International Art Festival

Matthew Engel: Eleven Minutes Late

Genre: Literature
Origin: UK
Location: Salisbury Arts Centre
Tickets: £7.50
Dates: Saturday 30 May 14:30

To the traffic manager, British Rail Southern Region.

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Dear Sir, Every morning my train, which is due at Waterloo at eight fifty-eight, is exactly eleven minutes late. This is infuriating ...
Why don't you retime your trains to arrive eleven minutes later?

Yours faithfully,

Reginald I. Perrin.

The railway system is the ultimate expression of Britishness. It represents all the nation's ingenuity, incompetence, nostalgia, corruption, humour and capacity for suffering. As a nation, the British are obsessed with trains.

Journalist Matthew Engel (half-John Betjeman, half-Victor Meldrew) will take us through his new book, which charts the history of this obsession: a paean of love and a polemic of despair. It is a eulogy and an elegy, and wonderfully funny. This is perfect for anyone who has endured a 'British Rail sandwich' or been made late by 'the wrong kind of snow'.

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